wheelcher2:

coolpup:

is it pets mart or pet smart

are we human or are we dancers

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bonushumor:

ONE DIRECTION FANS ARE SO CREEPY OMG

bonushumor:

ONE DIRECTION FANS ARE SO CREEPY OMG

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blaineandersonscock:

did you know that every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

batreaux:

if you’re ever lonely just lay down in the grass and a bug will find you

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

blightedbydarkness:

chromiumbar:

leaxington:

good

i just died from laughing so hard

THE BEST THING EVER 

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